Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Nickelback.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Anti Joke

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