roses are red, violets are violet

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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I? Everett

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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pubic lice.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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