What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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womens rights

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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