Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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