Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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neil likes pube toast

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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