Come in

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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It's your mother, open the door.

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This isn't funny.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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