What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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How are you this morning?

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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