what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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connor sucks

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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raping black women

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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