A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Are you a tree? No.

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throbbing slobber

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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