what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Penal Dysfunction

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Netflix and chill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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womens rights

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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