Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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