people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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hi corey

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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