There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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