A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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