Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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