What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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