Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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