what's worst than being gay? being black

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Alt F4

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Anti Joke

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