say it ten times fast: oh

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Anti Joke

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