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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

how did the man die he didnt

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Women's football

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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