The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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