#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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