- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Knock knock! Yes?

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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