What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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KONY 2012

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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ok

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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