I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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dead babies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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