A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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A jew went to Germany.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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