Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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your life

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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