why did katy fall off her bike?

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Irish sobriety

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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