A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Write your own

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Haha, I get it..

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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WNBA

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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