- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why....... Because.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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