How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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The Holocaust.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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