BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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