What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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poop.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What is life? Paul.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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