Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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