what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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