I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Penis

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Ol-ive

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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ewrg

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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