It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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kennah campion... being nice

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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