What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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