Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Read a Book.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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refridgrator

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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