Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

thumb_up thumb_down

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

69.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

thumb_up thumb_down -41

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Indeed.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops