Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Anti Joke

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