If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Watch your lips.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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penisface

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