"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Skrillex.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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