- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

this is not a joke.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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