- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

This one time at band camp....

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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