what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Hello penis

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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i love to lick...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Neil is a reterd.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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bologna

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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