Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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