A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Hi what I lug you

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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obama's promises

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women's rights, lol

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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