Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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general tso's broccoli

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Nah

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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A penis walks into a bar..

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Guess what What

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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