What's clear and wet? water

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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