There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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