What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Poop...

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