Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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