Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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