squash squash who squash my ass

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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