roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Pianca going ham

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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