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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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