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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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