What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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what is orange? an orange

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Toaster

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Penis

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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