There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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