A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Shut the cork up!

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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America Votes

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Anti Joke

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