A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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