Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

PENIS

knock knock There's no door

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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