- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Face Hunter is scum

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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