what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Who is it?

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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SEX

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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