a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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just in time?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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