I was born.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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