What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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