A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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deez nuts

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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