- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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