If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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split your ass cheek

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Anti Joke

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