What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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