George W. Bush

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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what the hell happened to your face

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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