- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Knock knock Shut up

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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