What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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