How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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FAP

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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