Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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eh

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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