What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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