Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Alt F4

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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