why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Penis-Pump

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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