So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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