Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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cats are pussies

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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