Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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