Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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JEWS

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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