What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Women's rights

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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the bible

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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hi bye

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Anti Joke

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