- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Womens Rights

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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