- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

My wife has terminal cancer.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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