You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Yo Mama just died.

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