A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What are we then hypocrites?

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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