why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Spell: “This word”

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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No it isn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Yo mama so fat.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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