roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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