What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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shauns beautiful

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Arrow in the Knee!

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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