What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Your girlfriend.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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