Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do people say? words.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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