why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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im watching you..

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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hard cheese

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