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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Granny porn!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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